Butler for a week

I'm a video journalist experienced in serving as a butler. This used to be my role in many of my TV-formats in which I presented individuals and their everyday life by accompaning them with my camera while working as their servant. Why do i do this? Read my background story:

Hi everyone,

I'm Michael Wigge - a travel journalist documenting on anything and everything around the globe.
Apart from that I've become a barter expert, as I'm currently filming the documentary "Trade Up" in which I'm trying to fullfill my childhood dream: A house on Hawaii. And yes - I'm trying to reach that goal by bartering only!

I started with an apple in Germany, bartered my way through Europe, Asia, Australia and Africa and will soon be on my way to the U.S.
To this day the apple has turned into:

• Travel voucher worth 10,000$(US): A organised 3-week-journey; for 2 persons to Tanzania (received by Safaritours Ltd. in Tanzania)
• 300-year-old Christian bible (received by a priest in the Ukraine)
• silver cutlery by a Brazilian heritage brand

What I'm looking for:

(A) House in Hawaii:
• No, it doesn't have to be a mansion
• Yes, it can be anything from a piece of land, to a shed, a short term vacation rental, house swap, etc.

(B) Any valueable barter object that would help me on my venture

What I have to offer:

(A) travel voucher worth 10,000 $(US)
(B) 300-yr-old bible
(C) silver-cutlery of high quality
(D) additional service on any kind
(E) You would be featured in a documentary

More info on the barter venture:

Please, contact me for details.
I'm awaiting your offers & suggestions - everything is welcome!

Best,
Michael